A little message from someone who likes you
The person who sent you this reckons you're being a bit of a silly goose.
No hard feelings. But you did leave them on read like an absolute psychopath. Have a scroll. The goose has some notes.
Ghosting a keen human is a bold sport.
You said you were interested. You were nodding. There was momentum. And then, poof, you evaporated like a fart in a fan factory. The goose saw the whole thing. The goose isn't angry. The goose is just honking, quietly, into the void.
The honest bit
What did you actually tell them?
Be honest. Tap one.
The goose would like a word
Right. You've been roasted by a goose.
You and I both know how this ends. You say yes eventually, you just wanted to be difficult first. Fine. Let's skip the six weeks and get it over with.
One reply. That's it. You don't even have to think of anything clever, we already wrote it for you.
// or skip the small talk and just…
It's 15 minutes. No pitch, no pressure, and honestly a couple of laughs. Worst case, you've met a nice human and a goose.